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Shit happens
In einer Gruppe gibt es oft diesen einen Spaßvogel, der es einfach übertreibt. Spaßkuh.
I think 1/4 bottle of Dawn dish soap should do it to pre-treat jeans soaked in a whole spilled cup of caramel flavored #Coffee...
...Maybe I need to add in some laundry detergent too, *just* to be sure it all gets cleaned...
Now...how many #TinyBubbles can we flood our building's #Laundry room with??
#Joke #Jokes #Funny #Humor #YouGottaLaugh #YouGottaLaff #AccidentsHappen #ShitHappens #MaybeIShouldHaveInvestedInOxiClean...
One of the few image fragments left from a small piece of expired Kodak X Pan 125, enough for only 4 or 5 photos, that was exposed when I accidentally opened the camera.
Yashica Electro 35 + Kodak X Pan 125 (@(@20). Revelação e digitalização do Laboratório do Fil.
#shithappens #urn #analogphotography #filmphotography #yashicaelectro35 #kodakxpan125 #portoalegre
Yashica Electro 35 + Kodak X Pan 125 (@(@20). Revelação e digitalização do Laboratório do Fil.
#shithappens #urn #analogphotography #filmphotography #yashicaelectro35 #kodakxpan125 #portoalegre
Shit happens I guess. I left my credit card in the ATM.
So today's morning started with changing the payment method on all my paid services.
The most convenient, simple, and quick was:
- Trakt
- Spotify
The most fucked up was Microsoft/Xbox.
Fortgeführter Thread
Простые правила безопасности
#GitLab #security #CI_CD #infosecurity #bingo #ShitHappens
Чтобы существенно повысить безопасность проекта, нужно соблюдать простые правила «гигиены»:
1. Используйте сетевую изоляцию для ваших окружений DEV TEST PROD.
2. Применяйте методы изоляции GitLab — protected branch/runner/tag/variable.
3. Выстраивайте процесс code review.
4. Настройте CodeOwners и отключите self-approve.
6. Настройте правила аппрувов для подразделений, чей код был затронут коммитом.
7. Используйте RBAC и мониторьте изменения прав.
8. Используйте базовые проверки безопасности: secret management, sast, dast, sca, container security, IAC sast.
9. Обеспечьте неизменный флоу проверок безопасности.
10. Храните все зависимости в локальном registry и запретите на раннерах доступ в интернет.
#GitLab #security #CI_CD #infosecurity #bingo #ShitHappens
**SHITTY CI_CD SECURITY BINGO**
Дефолтные креды
Push в main
Отладка на проде
Одна учётка на всех
Self approve MR
Ручная сборка
Права admin увсех
Privileged Runners
Креды в исходниках
Деплой в прод из feature-ветки
Bypass проверок
Мёртвые души
Force Merge
Доступ во внешнюю сеть
Ручной деплой
And then I had my coming out today.... you can call me Fezzina... 
#shithappens
Ich hatte mal Apple-Aktien und habe sie mit Riesengewinn verkauft. Für 25 Mark.
#shithappens
Antwortete im Thread
Ya know what i have learned from working in IT industry as software developer?
That if you are making ANY side project you dont have to even think about code optimizations, smart tricks for working faster or smoother,
Please, spend your time focusing on code readability, creating tests, cleaning mess and just having fun making code.
Your side project is not spotify, netflix or google.
And if it will be a new spotify... you will have thousands of engineers working for you to optimize code.
Now you just should focus on ending project and pushing it onto "production" aka your home server or some VPS for you and your friends to play with it.
Deliver first
Optimize... later ... maybe even using people working for cash from this project ;-)
also it is much easier to optimize code that is easy to read and is already tested.
Oh and for most projects at work it works also... unless you are working for one of these few hundreds projects that are running whole internet.
It is still more important to write readable code then making it super fast at first.
Readable code is just easier to read by your peers so you all will deliver faster.
Antwortete im Thread
@nilz
Das ist ja ein bisschen kurzfristig.
Komplett abgesagt, nicht verschoben? Vielleicht hat ein (band member) gestorben, oder anderen Notfall?
Viele Jahrzehnten her, in USA, hatte ich Tickets für Ozzy, aber Randy Rhoads hatte abgestürzt, so... *shrugs*
I had left my freezer's door a bit open. Oh no! 
Ice ice baby! 
#iceicebaby #today #shithappens #suomimastodon #finland
Laut Elch ist heute Tag der Achterbahn, Tag der Bratwurst
und Erzähl-einen-Witz-Tag.
Na denn woll'n wa mal...
...uns freuen, dass wir, wenn shit happen's, auch mal die Taube sein dürfen
und dass Elefanten nicht fliegen können! 
Habt einen wunderbaren Tag ihr Lieben, 
seid nett zueinander und lasst euch von nichts und niemandem ärgern! 
Heute Absage für tolle Auftragschance bekommen. #ShitHappens
My fellow traditional artists. Specially those who ink their work. Do you guys start from scratch if an accident like this happens when you are about to finish? Do you patch and continue?
This is an illustration, not a comic page btw 
Antwortete im Thread
@likelyjanlukas I must add sand, and small flying Tiki necklaces to my list. Imagine having that thing slingshot into your eye socket. I don't have to, cuz I felt it and have the marks to prove it. #ShitHappens Fortunately, no splinter in there. The irony being, it was a "Good Luck" charm given to me for free by a beach vendor.
"I am still alive and well and have not been killed in an accident due to alcohol, fire, water, electricity, and / or RF - Phhhzzzt!"
Tommorow I go snorkelling on the Ocean. What could go wrong swimming with Sharks?
Shit Happens! 
I cracked the rear axle of my Stan's Neo hub.
#mtblife #shithappens #rearaxle #mtb
